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Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Rainy Days


Its the time of year again when the heavens cry... the puddles, the muggy weather, the wetness! Something about it that makes everybody lethargic, sleep more, crave for hugs, stay in under thick fleece sheets... So what have I been up to lately... What goes on in the mind of Wentletrap... My Thoughts and my feelings....

The rainy season... I like the idea of a cold weather as I have this thing for wearing "wintry" layered outfits and dead animals! And I hate bringing an umbrella, so when it rains, im wet! And who likes damp clothes and wet shoes... and soggy socks?! eww... they are the worst! But thats not bad compared to the cancelled meetings and appointments and the hassle of going to places and the like. When it rains, cars multiply like gremlins and everybody seems to be out at the same time taking every available transporation and road space. The malls are crowded (I hate crowds), everything takes forever to deliver basically, everything slows down!

At the homefront, I just all of a sudden become the sloth that I really am, but when it rains, im just it a big SLOTH! It will take a cataclysmic catastrophe, or I'd probably just wont mind, to get me out of bed, under those 1500 thread count sheets... hayyy i love to run my toes and fingers over them sheets =) ...today, i was suppose to do some work, scouring for furnitures, lights and appliances, but the weather was just so bed friendly that I ended up sleeping the whole day! Too bad, no one was hugging me...it would have made the whole experience more enjoyable! Ha! but who's complaining, I just had a blast sleeping and rolling and harrassing my 20++ year old pillow...

Ok, ok... I honestly am having blogger's block... but I know I have a point somewhere..hahaha... let me try to be more philosophical this time....

The rain is an analogy to sadness... (serious ba to?), it is also associated with luck and blessings. Some people call it the tears of heaven. So how does this all relate to me? I have no idea! haahah....

Sadness. Well, I have been down lately. Feeling depressed is a recurring part of me, but in the end I rise up to the occassion and let that feeling dissipate. The weather is not helping honestly, it is just making me lethargic and even more depressed. I like to go out, i like to visit new places, meet new people. I need something to do...

Luck and Blessing. With regards to this one, I will not disagree. Its true, the rain is a blessing not only for those that prays for rain, but also for me... for the longest time, I have been complaining of lack of sleep due to work but now, I get to sleep for as long as I want... hahaha... because I don't have work na. Well, I kinda still do... but its another story. I get to hang out with my sis at home and boss her around, to cook me bfast, lunch and dinner, and buy me stuff I dont really need, and eat her stash o
f foodies! It also give me time to think and ponder about what I want and gives me no excuse not to blog.

Tears of Heaven. I guess, the earth is emphatizing with what and how I feel. Or, im just being too psycho. Its just rain! We really dont have to be to psychoanalytical about the whole thing...

...but yeah, good things and bad... everything has its reason and its place... and im blabbering with no apparent point.... so ill cut this short... this is it for entry no. 45!

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Sunday, July 22, 2007

Intrusion of Privacy

How would you feel if someone you hold dear goes thru your personal stuff... a diary... a planner... your cellphone... your message archive! ....and take this! his reason, kasi i wasnt being honest with him daw! what do you guys think? is that reason enough to intrude into someone elses affairs?

and heres the deal... 50% of what he actually read and what he told me... is wrong! of course... everything is open for interpretation... hay... woe is me... and if i did lie to him... i still dont think its justified... what do you think? better yet tell me what to do... because right now i just want to kick his ass! i am so pissed its not even funny! and hurting....geez...i really feel bad and sick! =_(

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Monday, July 9, 2007

Journey to Love


The end... end of an era, end of something, end of a phase.... well guys... just a few minutes ago a part of my life, a phase, a chapter, a page... just closed.

Well.. that about explains why I have been on a hiatus for quite a while.... aside from work and travel... i have somewhat tried to work on my emotional needs. But i guess... i am just too much of a man to be "caged" as he said.... i really dont know... i guess... either i am stupid to be dominant or was less of a man to be submissive... either way, its all over... i dont know what will come next

Needless to say... i can categorize this phase as a journey to the unknown... its safe to say that i have loved, but was never in a relationship... my past entries shows that it always ended nowhere... somehow this one i was hopeful... but am not as open to give in...for i am scared to be hurt in the end and hurt the other person in the process.

Im sure he will read this entry one of these days and as i promised.... no mention of him will be done. In any case... it was a series of events that have led to the eventual demise of feelings, both me and him, i suppose. Trust... not the condom! although that was an issue too =P seriously... i guess... i didnt trust him enough... although i was testing him, testing his character...testing his limits... or maybe he just didnt trust me as much as i thought he would.

To be caged? to be guarded... is fine... but up to a certain extent... i have been a wild stallion since i started and i like to go out and have fun... but lately... i am happier with travelling with him and chillin at home or at a resto... actually, he just cant believe that its me...he thinks its all for show. Maybe he knows me more than myself...i dont know...or maybe his sources have hacked my brain already so they know me more than myself...

It was fun while it lasted... a learning experience... i guess... i have never felt more loved and cared for... felt secure and protected... its funny now that i think about it... i act like a baby around him... which is something that no one gets to see... people always think of me as prim, proper and stern at times =( but i guess... i really felt comfortable around the guy so i can act silly, childish and stupid.

I guess... it wasnt meant to be and it had to end abruptly... on the other hand, its a good thing too since i have sort of been dependent on him for things... which normally i wouldnt.... well... you know who you are... and i just want to thank you for everything, i mean everything... its true, no one would have done the things that you have done and i am very thankful for having the chance to be with you for the last 4 months or so.

Hayy... im just blabbering... i guess this is still fresh from the oven! so... i might miss out on some important details...but i guess... in the end... he is really a nice guy... he kinda reminded me of me...and i turned out to be the bad guy... =( oh well... i was his first...and he was mine... (its for our own interpretation)

i miss the guy now =( ...but i guess like all journeys...it has to come to an end....

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Monday, July 2, 2007

Wentletrap Resurrected

After a hiatus of a week or so mostly due to work and i was out of the big city... and some other things im back... i thought why should i let things affect me for whatsoever reason...anyways... ill be posting more stuff soon. =)

i have a few things up my sleeve.. hmm... something to look forward to, i guess...

well a lil something something from the past couple of weeks... for starters im sort of enjoying my new job, hint hint... i dispose of properties! hehehe.... high end properties... anybody interested???

...i have been going back and forth to Bicol.... well mostly work... but i get to relax on the weekend, talk about REEE...lax! actually more like hibernate...i slept for the bulk of the weekends... hours on end... only waking up to pee or eat and well...wash my face! but other than that... i loooove...just rolling over my bed or my parents bed... or any bed i end up sleeping in... cuddling my 20 year old pillow that has been all over the world! hehehe.... disclaimer... i only was it twice a year... and that is just the pillow case... i dont like my pillow washed... it will loose its specialness! hehehe...and there are only two pillow case in existence! soo... the older the better! ...hehehe... gross??? i dont think so! hehehe.. its worth a kings ransom! and besides... others have a security blanky... i have a 20 yo pillow! ... i just love to run my hands thru it, scratching it like a kitty kat! hehehe... my mom hates me when i do it... and i do it subconsciously.... she likens it to me strumming a guitar...hehehe... anyways... i just thought of writing about it since she wanted to throw it out when i visited them last weekend, kasi it looks old and mabaho na daw =(

so there... i just arrived again this morning fresh from Bicol...and i had training earlier, small world, my trainer was a co-varsity of mine back in college... he looks matanda na! hahaha... i guess because of his dominant Euro blood... well im still thankful that mine isn't as dominant...hheheh you gotta love em Asians they look way younger than their age... =P

thats all for now...

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Saturday, June 23, 2007

Busy, busy, busy....

Hayyy... been busy since i got back from Naga... new work, new people, new friends... its fun... im just starting so maybe im still excited from the whole new field and such... =P anyways... ill be updating the blog soon... hmmm... there is actually this really cute super hunkylicious oh so yummy goodness guy in the office, but he is from a different department... awww shucks we just happened to be in the elevator together... whaaa... faints! hehehe...

thats all for now

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Friday, June 8, 2007

White Orchids

Somehow im having fun narrating the sad events of my life... maybe its the weather... hayy... or the heat?! ...or maybe im just hungry as usual! hahaha...nonetheless heres another sad yet somewhat "whatdafk" story.... another one of my life's anecdotes ...i call this entry, White Orchids....

This just happened mid last year (2006), already familiar with the ins and outs of G4M.... and since my account is almost always online 24/7... its not unusual for me to get about 20 or so messages daily... but for the most part most of them are either just crap or slightly crappy or generally full of crap! Come on, please be courteous eno
ugh to show a face included in your message with your contact infos... isn't that annoying?

So anyways...it was one of those regular evenings that i got a message from a new member, a faceless and empty profile... but luckily he caught me in my good mood so i ente
rtained his "his and hellos" ...but he knew the drill, he immediately attached a pic on his second message... but i wasn't impressed, he looked rather normal to me... but as the conversation progressed... i found out, he just lived nearby and an interior designer plus from a good family (i have to stress this all the time!=P) anyways... it became the norm for us to catch each other online around 10pm at nite and sometimes in the afternoons... we finally exchanged digits but again, i thought... he looked regular so i really wasn't keen on meeting him, i didnt even bother to check his details or what have you...in other words, if i was to meet him, it would just be for one thing ... hehehe =P

A few days later, i just happened to be checking a client's condo unit near his condo so i thought why not give him a ring. It just so happen that he was also at a building site near the bay, i told him, i was in the area (near his condo) so maybe we can meet up or something... anyways... he told me that he was almost done, and he'll meet me at the lobby of his condo in an hour or so... i thought perfect since, i had to make some measurements at my client's unit.

...finishing up... i hurriedly, crossed the street (quite a long walk!) to his building... texted him that i was in the lobby already... he said he'll be down in a while... hmm.. 30 mins later... i was soo ready to leave ( i hate waiting!) when my phone rang... it was him, he
was outside... turns out... he just arrived... dang! he looked H.O.T! standing 5'9, fair skin, and a really good build! yummm!!! hehehe... after exchanging pleasantries and the usual "sorry im late converse," he invited me to go to the pool area so we can talk some more...

...i guess he was checkin me out... =P ahha... immediately... we talked about designs and work and all that jazz... then after maybe 30 or so mins, he invited me to go to his unit. Hmm... after, more chitterchatter... he even prepared ice cream for me complete with all the yummy additives! hehehe... anyways... i thought he looked fine... and so we did it... actually, faith intervened... he was suppose to leave for the Cosmo bash at WTC but his phone died down so he had to recharge... hmm...

what happened was... i was not really expecting anything to materialize but while he was recharging his phone... i looked over the window and whilst admiring the view of Marikina ridge, he put his arms around me... then next thing I knew clothes were flying everywhere! hahaha... and the rest is for you to imagine (wink wink)... so after that unplanned meeting... i thought he was particularly fine, either as a friend or otherwise... i showed him some pics fro
m my digicam... he commented on a picture of a white orchid....

...that evening we did exchange messages online and on the phone... few days later, on my morning run (i try to run/walk 5-8km daily)... i thought why not get him a bouquet of white orchids! hmm... it was a spur of the moment decision, so whilst on my jogging garb, i boarded the MRT to Farmer's market, it was already 6 in the morning! So by the time, i found freshest of orchids that i was looking for, it was already 7 and back at the train station, it was already packed so with my fragile cargo... i opted to just take
a cab... but finding a cab at 7 in the morning is like looking for a needle in a haystack... after several minutes walking around the Araneta Center... i finally found one! ...so rushing back to his condo and already looking like a mess, the guard didn't let me in! argh!!! not to argue, i told him, i was to deliver some flowers to someone... he asked me where... oops! i forgot the room number and his last name! but i knew where his unit was! i know what floor but i forgot the exact number! yikesss!!! so immediately thinking on my toes...i said, its a surprise! hahaha... of course... in my american twang... i told him, its at unit 31XX... hahah... im not even sure... still the reception guy was hesitant to let me in... so he radio-ed another guard to check the unit i said... anyways... the guy on the other line asked who i was... then i said... its suppose to be a surprise! hahah... so after a few explainations eventually they allowed me up but with a security guy accompanying me! yikes... so already planning how i was to go about by it and expecting the unexpected...

...arriving at his floor... and with security behind me... i passed by my "guy's" unit... hahaha and at the end of the hall a lady was waiting, she was around 27, who looked like she just got out of bed and a look of "who the hell are you" written all over her face... so i walked towards her, with a sly smile on my face.. and upon seeing the bouquet i brought, she was like... "oh my god, OMG...no..no... no..." hahah... it was so funny, so i rushed to her and told her, that there was a mistake...so i told her everything... and asked if i can stay and wait at her unit first, while the security goes away... she was kind enough to let me... actually, she thought, the guy she was dating, was asking her to marry him...hahaha... i told her, sorry for the trouble... =P geez... what a day! so immediately after the security left... i thanked her, actually my original plan was just to leave the bouquet of white orchids hanging on the door knob of W's (the guy) unit ...of course, things always go not as planned... this really was destined for the books or blog...=P

...so feeling ive accomplished my task... i went back home and went back to bed... and expecting a message from W when i wake up... also included in the bouquet was a personal note, (why white orchids, aside from they are my fave flowers, its the only flower i give to those i like and i like receiving em too...eheheh, hint hint!!!)

the story doesnt end there btw... hahaha...

so after a few nites... i messaged him, fishing for infos..but there was none... not even a thank you! hmmm... i wonder what happened...

then after several days, i couldn't hold it any longer, i asked if he received the flowers...and he was like, "yes?! how did you know about it"... and im thinking... umm, hello! ...so next message was... "gosh, was it from you?! oh my god! i said yes to someone because he told me it was from him!" ...wtf!!!!! anyways...lets just say it didn't work out... all that effort for nothing...hahaha... well except for the ice cream and "dessert" hehehe... hmm... in the end, it still worked out for me... i guess =P hhehehe

(i just noticed, all the bad events of my life are sooo amusing to put in writing now, that i recall em all....) maybe i should write more about happy memories...hahaha (but that would be boring) ...what do you think? hehehe.... =P

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Wednesday, June 6, 2007

What They Really Mean =P

This is something I got from one of the online sites, which i think is somewhat true and oh so funny... its a good read! =P (i translated some of the words)

WHAT SOME THINGS REALLY MEAN ONLINE:


1. STRAIGHT ACTING = Alam na ng lahat na bading siya puwera siya! May goatee. Mahilig sa mga boys na pandak na mukhang callboy at gumagamit ng Aficionado perfume. (everybody knows he is gay except him! has a goatee. likes guys who are short and looks like callboys 'money boys' and uses Aficionado perfume)

2. GYM BODY = Does nothing the whole day but cruise inside the gym and the showers. Longest relationship was with a dumbbell.

3. BUFFED = Steroid-induced pecs and abs. Knows all sources of good protein. Favorite word: "Dude!" (Pronounced as “Dod”)

4. NO EFFEMS = Thinks that having a relationship with someone effeminate makes him a lesbian.

5. SEVEN-INCH DICK = Asus. In reality, 5 inches lang naman talaga. In gay inches kasi, you always add two more inches to everything you measure.

6. YM ME = Jealous type. Ayaw ng competition sa chatroom. (dont like competition in the chatrooms)

7. I'M NOT EASY TO GET = Desperate but trying to sound choosy.

8. I'M HERE FOR SEX = I'm here for sex.

9. HANDSOME GUYS ONLY = “I am a shallow dork and I have a brain the size of a walnut. Did I mention even my dog hates me?”

10. JUST HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS = Did not make any friends in Friendster. Was kicked out of Dogster because they found out he does not have a dog.

11. GOOD IN BED = Needs a place to crash in but cant afford a pension house. The things he does for a good night’s sleep.

12. WHAT'S YOUR PASSWORD? = “I'm so horny I want to jerk off now.” Cant afford a paysite kaya kuntento na sa mga x-rated pics ng members. (cant afford a paysite so he is contented with x-rated pics of members)

13. TOP = Has had more girlfriends than boyfriends.

14. BOTTOM = Has very bad knee injury, hindi makaluhod para kumadyot. (can't squat to fuck)

15. I'M NICE = Dull, boring and has the personality of an ironing board.

16. I'M BAD = Just swallowed a dozen viagra pills. Has a tattoo, nipple ring and wears an ukay-ukay leather jacket during summer. (ukay ukay= thrift second hand shop)

17. THIS GUY'S MAILBOX IS FULL = Hindi maka-check ng inbox kasi walang pambayad para sa internet café. (cant check inbox since he doesn't have money to go to a netcafe)

18. "WALA LANG" = Has a ten-word vocabulary which includes “cool”,“hi”,“wassup”, “he he”, “ha ha” and “tnx.” Longest word he can write is his name. (wala lang, is a local expression, wala means nothing)

19. I AM ATTACHED = Cannot mention the word love. Has commitment problems.

20. I LOVE TO TRAVEL = Looking for a sponsor for next overseas trip. Always starts a sentence with "When I was in Europe..." Then you ask: "Saan sa Europe?" He says: "Ah... sa city mismo!" Wow. Europe City. (saan sa europe = where in europe? ; ah... sa city mismo = oh.. at the city)

21. IF YOU'RE NOT CUTE, DONT EVEN BOTHER = Lonely and miserable. Nobody takes care of him when he gets sick. Has 500 “friends” in Friendster kasi approve lang nang approve kahit hindi nya kilala. (has 500 friends in friendster since he approves everybody even if he doesn't know them)

22. I AM SENSITIVE, LOVING, CARING AND HONEST = You are probably reading your mother's G4M account.

23. I GIVE GOOD MASSAGE/EXTRA SERVICE = A masseur who got suspended where he worked because he wears too much foundation.

24. MY MOBILE NUMBER IS = Tawagan mo ako kasi wala akong load. (call me because i dont have phone credits)

25. NO PIC, NO REPLY = Nabasa lang niya ito sa ibang profile kaya ginaya na rin niya. Ni hindi niya alam kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng PIC. Wanna bet? (he just read this line from other profiles so he copied it. He doesnt even know what Pic means. wanna bet?)

26. DISCREET = Loves to hang-out in extremely dark places. Haven't even seen any of the faces of all the men he's had sex with. One of the few people who gets excited during blackouts.

27. HAIRY DADDY = Lots of chest hair but for some strange reason - panot. (panot = bald)

28. CURIOUS STRAIGHT MALE = Can’t decide if he’s top or bottom.

29. A BODY PIC WITH NO HEAD = Hipon. Or Wanted by the NBI. Or against sa religion niya ang maging member sa G4M. Or puwede ring tabingi lang siyang kumuha ng picture. (shrimp. or wanted by the NBI. or its against his religion to be a member of G4m. or he just doesnt know how to take a picture)

30. KINKY = May collection ng large Liwanag candles na pang-undas. May bote ng petroleum jelly sa ilalim ng kama. Go figure. (has a large collection of Liwanag 'local candle manufacturer' candles. and has a big tub of petroleum jelly under his bed)

31. SWIMMER’S BOD = Used to be gym-bod. Nagkasakit kaya pumayat. (got sick so he's thin now)

32. FLAWLESS COMPLEXION = Photoshop beauty. Blurred. Dodged. Liquified.

33. VIRGIN PA AKO = Chances are virgin he is still one. Who in his right mind would be proud to be still a virgin?

34. VIEW MY WEBCAM = Frustrated Pinoy Big Brother contestant.

35. DON’T TEXT, CALL ME = Sira ang LCD ng 3210 niya kaya hindi niya mababasa ang text niyo! Tawagan niyo na lang, please lang. (his 3210 LCD is broken so he cant read sms messages! so call him, please)

36. I’M A SEX MACHINE = Disease carrier. Ouch!

38. QUIET AND SOFT-SPOKEN = Probably dead.

39. MACHO = Sinusundan ang Masculados sa lahat ng mall tours nila. Uses WD-40 as lubricant. (follows masculados 'local hunky boy band' in all their mall tours)

40. BLANK PROFILE = Has no clue who he is, what he wants and where his life is going. He could be included at the cast of LOST.

42. MESSAGE ME = What he really wanted to say in tagalog was: "Gusto kong magpamasahe sa iyo." Baka typo error lang.

43. HOMEBODY = Unemployed guy. A bum. Free-loader. Professional home-partner contestant in Eat Bulaga, Wowowee and Game Ka Na Ba.

44. OUT-GOING PERSONALITY = He's just saying this to bring attention to himself. But the truth is he is still HOMEBODY, the unemployed guy.

45. I DONT LIKE CASUAL SEX = Only has sex when in formal wear, like when he is in a Barong Tagalog, for example.

46. LOOKING FOR A SOULMATE = A former member of Spirit Questors. Enjoys supernatural relationships. Cant handle the stress of the physical world.

47. I AM NOT HANDSOME = Take his word for it. He's being honest for chrissakes!

48. I'M HANDSOME, INTELLIGENT, GORGEOUS = Perfect na sana tong taong ito -- ugali na lang ang problema. (he is already perfect -- unfortunately his character is the problem)

49. STUDENT = Has insatiable thirst for knowledge... and sex. But remember: pag may STUDENT, may TUITION FEE na kasunod. (but remember if there's a student, tuition fee comes next)

50. I AM MESTIZO = Contact lenses from Tutuban, skin peeling by Maxipeel, hair color by Tsin Tsan Tsu and rhinoplasty from Ellen's. Speaks a little chabakano.

51. SHY TYPE = No serious love since birth.

52. I’M SENSIBLE = Can carry a simple conversation for 2 minutes. Beyond that he simply moans.

53. I’M A MAN OF THE WORLD = He wants to make it clear to everyone that, YES, he is from this planet.

54. I’M A REAL PERSON = People have often mistaken him for an ornamental plant in the past.

55. WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET = He has no plans of changing for the better. He is completely content with himself. Little motivation in life.

56. I’M NOT JUST INTERESTED IN SEX = Joined G4M as part of his research in molecular physics and Asian Religious Beliefs.

57. LOOKING FOR BADMINTON BUDDIES = In search for the perfect shuttle COCK. He wants to SCORE big. Naghahanap ng RACKET. And he really wants to SERVE.

58. BISEXUAL = A “top” with girls, a “bottom” with guys. And willing to pay for sex. Get it?

59. BOYTOY = It’s very clear that he wants everyone to know that he is young. And he has a toy. Now, Whether he is willing to share that toy is negotiable.

60. DOG-LOVER = A hot bitch who likes it dog-style. Loyal. Man’s best-friend. Pees everywhere. Doesn’t mind if you tie him up to a fence.

61. YOU THINK I’M HOT? = He’s not really sure if he IS hot. Needs a second opinion. And a third. The fourth will probably convince him… that he is NOT.

62. NATURE-LOVER = Very kind to nature… considering what nature has done to him.

63. MALIBOG AKO = Masturbates five times a day. Has 80GB of pornography in his PC. Has the complete collection of phone scandal videos. Watches National Geographic to see naked men hunting wild boar.

64. COWBOY = Has seen Brokeback Mountain too many times. He talks to his cigarette and says: “I wish I could quit you!”

65. I’M SIMPLE YET COMPLICATED = Uhm… this one really blows me. Probably manic depressive.

66. NO CROSS-DRESSERS = Doesn’t want to share his satin gowns.

67. DERETSO AKONG TAO = Has a very strong back. Drinks Anlene Gold regularly.

68. I DARE YOU TO SEE ME IN PERSON = Unfortunately, nobody dared.

69. COME AND GET ME = No one is sure if this is an invitation, a request or a cry for help.

70. TYPICAL GUY = He has two arms, two legs, a nose, a pair of eyes… uh, what else. Oh yes, a penis.

71. SELF-MADE MAN = He appeared into this world just by his sheer power of thought.

72. CANDY BOY = Wants to be licked allover. Comes in three flavors: BAGONG LIGO, PAWISAN and LUMUSOB SA BAHA.

73. I AM SENSITIVE = Can sense an earthquake even before it happens. He is now being studied by scientists to warn the human race of future tsunamis.

74. I HAVE A WONDERFUL MIND = His temporal lobe, anterior commissure and medulla will give you a hard-on. Oh, yes… he has a pornographic memory.

75. I AM THE LIFE OF THE PARTY = A Boyoyong party clown.

76. DECENT GUY = Wipes his feet before entering a massage parlor. Brushes his teeth after giving someone a blowjob. Says a little prayer before and after sex. Confesses regularly... on his knees.

77. OPEN-MINDED = His brain is everywhere except in his head. A perfect medium for séances.

78. COME OVER AND LET’S HAVE SEX = Thinks that Guys4Men is a delivery service.

79. HOPELESS ROMANTIC = Believes that love is eternal. Easily trusts everyone. Gullible. Sinampal na ng syota pero naniniwalang pinatay lang ang lamok lang sa pisngi niya. Thinks Erap is innocent. (...gullible. was his by his boyfriend yet he still believes the he only did it to kill the fly on his face. Thinks ERAP is innocent)

80. I AM FUNNY = That fact that he has to say that he is funny is hilarious.

81. PURE TOP = Has a ten-picture exclusive contract with a porno film outfit which prevents him from being a bottom. Will only become a bottom when the 'right' project comes.

82. EXTREME TOP FOR EXTREME BOTTOMS ONLY = Will only have passionate sex with an Extreme Magic Sing microphone shoved up their asses.

83. TRIPPER = Has a marijuana plantation in his backyard. Uses tie-dyed shirts, showers twice a month and responds to "Tsong." Does not a have a day job.

84. ASTIG 2 ASTIG LANG = A former seaman. Ideal places for sex: barracks, breakwater, inside a jail cell. Must have during sex: handcuffs, Purico cooking lard and a cd of Aegis.

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